Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, July 7, 2007

The door of summer

Seiko Mazda was a one of the most famous Japanese idol singer.
I like this song especially lyrics.


髪を切った私に
When I cut my hair
違う女みたいと
You said I didn't look like a girl who I was
あなたは少し照れたよう
You seemed being shy a little bit
前を歩いてく
Walking in front of me
綺麗だよとほんとは
Honestly, I wanted you to say
言って欲しかった
I was beautiful
あなたはいつも”ためらい”の
You are always
ヴェールの向こうね
Over the veil of hesitation
フレッシュ!フレッシュ!フレッシュ!
Flesh! Flesh! Flesh!
夏の扉を開けて
Open the door of summer
私をどこか連れていって
Take me somewhere
フレッシュ!フレッシュ!フレッシュ!
Flesh! Flesh! Flesh!
夏は扉を開けて
Summer will open the door
裸の二人包んでくれる
And wrap two of us being naked

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Mini Bruce Willis


His first appearance was a Japanese TV show. When I saw him for the first time, I couldn`t breath at all. Look at his "masculine" shoulders! Recently he maid his short movies and showing them on his Myspace blog... enjoy! :-)




Mini Die Hard : The battle with Hans

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Lord of the piercings (MTV movie award)

This is bit old, but I think it`s really funny.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

What would you do, If you got BSE infection?


Five high school students were arrested for skipping out on a YAKINIKU restaurant bill in Osaka Japan on 15th March. When the students had to pay the bill, they invented a pretext that "We got BSE infection because we ate your beef!".
The restaurant manager fought back saying "You can`t become sick so quickly!". But the high school students marched in the restaurant mimicking cow, and bellowed "Moo-Moo!".
The manager telephoned the police immediately and the students were all arrested. At the police office they said "We thought we wouldn`t have to pay the bill, if we said we were infected by BSE. But we don`t know what sort of disease the BSE is".

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

My favorite noba CM

I love noba`s CM and this is my favorite one came out about 10years ago. I put subtitles on it so enjoy.

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Monday, March 12, 2007

The Ultimate Comfort

For your information,

Japanese toilets are the most "advanced" in the world.

Im really proud of them.

When I was sitting on my "Washlet",

I thought

"Hmm Comfortable... warm and really hygienic... but I can`t be satisfied yet.

Somewhere, there would be the ultimate comfortable toilet.

I have to go on a research."

Ta-dah! I found this the most "advanced" toilet, The SATIS



Here, SATIS`s wonderful functions.

*Full automatic toilet seat and lid
SATIS has a human sensor so that we don`t have to bend our body any more to open the lid. really hygienic and comfortable.



*Modest light
Even if nature called you at the darkest night, you would be happy because the Modest light will illuminate softly around your foot and the target so that we can go on our dream after the mission.



*Turbo odor killer(TOK) plus Doubled Power Odor Killer(DPOK)
During the mission TOK works automatically. And there is a DPOK button on the RC. Just in case.



*Full automatic flushing system
We don`t have to flush ourselves. The motion of flushing might harm your back or spine. SATIS will flush instead of you, and he can detect number 1 or 2 from the duration of the mission.



*"Relax Music" (MP3 player with SD card and Stereo speakers)
Absolutory! Music is necessary whenever in our life, I almost forgot that.

These are options we can choose for the BGM.
1.Liebestraum No.3 in A flat major S.541-3 (F.Liszt)
2.AIR ON G-STRING (Johann Sebastian Bach)
3.NOCTURNE No.2 in E flat major Op.9-2 (F.Chopin)
4.Fruhlingslied (F. Mendelssohn)
5.Chirping of birds
6.Koto(a Japanese instrument) and Shishiodoshi(kind of zen)
7.Chirping of insects (my recommendation)
8.Bubbling stream sounds

If you want to hear the musics check this link out!
http://www.satis.jp/prdcts/htm/fnctn_01.html

This is a summary of the functions.


And this is the original page(Japanese).
http://www.inax.co.jp/products/toiletroom/toilet/satis_asteo/point/index04.html

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Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Invitation to the KANAMARA festa 2007



Kanamara Festa will be taken place on 1st April 2007.

I translated the official site so if you are interested in click here!

(But the link might contain content considered objectionable by someone. you have been warned.)

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I maid it to the Kazuhide column


Hurrah! I got on the Ask Kazuhide column. Internet link is here

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